If you live in New York City, perhaps you feel slightly off today. Maybe you can’t breathe very well. Perhaps your stomach hurts. Or you could have a headache that just won’t go away. Why do you feel this way?
The answer, my friend, is Sting.
The reunited Police are playing tonight at Madison Square Garden. This effects the economy (thousands of people shelling out hundreds of dollars for tickets!), the environment (Sting’s full of hot air, as previously discussed on this very blog!), traffic (all those people coming in from New Jersey and Long Island in their giant SUVs!) - heck, it affects everything. So my advice to you is, if you can, AVOID THE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN AREA TONIGHT AT ALL COSTS.
Tags: Conspiracy theories, Sting by janine
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